Wish I HAD died before I got old

While I'm on the subject of music ...

What the fuck is going on with all this comeback shit?

Take That and the fucking Spice Girls? Don't try to tell me that we all retroactively appreciate their past efforts in a post-ironic kind of way ... that we should really now all admire their perfectly-crafted pop creations?

FUCK OFF.

Are we all so unbelievably stupid, are our memories so addled that we're going to allow this suggestion to stand?

I know it's not exactly momentous issue, but I think someone needs to stand up and say:

You were always shit. You were always a fucking joke. We could never stand you and we're not pleased to see you back.

Take your vacuous pop posturing and fuck off back to the oblivion of musical history that had, quite rightly, swallowed you and in which we had fervently hoped you would now reside until doomsday.

Your music was always fucking dreadful but you traded on the fact that you were, at least, easy on the eyes. Now ... Now you're not only shit, but you're fat and old and shit* and therefore have no redeeming features whatsoever.

Are we being punished for something?

* All right, Posh - I'll concede that you, at least, aren't fat. Instead, you look like a Belsen victim in a Gucci frock. Malnutrition is such a good lifestyle choice to be peddling to the young. You empty-headed, fame obsessed bitch.